Apr
28
Preemptive Strike
3:05 am · category: Mystery!
I’m pretty sure I’ll throw my hat in the ring for the presidency of the local Ladies Home Extension Club in 2038, so I figured I should share my birth certificate now. (Click to embiggen.)
ETA: Also, why did they put silver nitrate in my EYES? Google says it was to keep me from getting GONORRHOEA from my mother, but I’m going to pretend it was so I could have a cool, steely gaze when I got older.
