Dec

6

You’ll Get Mail

10:00 am · category: Uncategorized

If you read here, I’d like your mailing address.  Here’s what you need to know up front:

  • I won’t be sending you a Christmas card.  I’m far too lazy for that.
  • I won’t be sending you random bullshit.  I’m far too astute for that.
  • I won’t be sending you presents.  I’m far too poor for that.
  • I won’t be selling your address to a direct mail company.  That’s just silly.

I would, however, like to have everyone’s address in my address book.  I mean, I might find six bags of good yarn stuffed in a closet and remember that I never learned — and likely never will learn — how to knit, thereby rendering it useless to me but a nice surprise for you.  Or maybe I’ll find a rare item that you collect at one of the bazillion yard sales in Arkansas and pick it up for a quarter.  Or maybe I just really, really, really like to send birthday cards.  (You should probably include your birthdate, too.)

Please email me at dropedgeofyonder [at] gmail.com.  (I’m especially interested in finding out who you are, person-I-don’t-know-who-reads-but-never-comments-in-West Virginia.)

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