Snippets of conversation with Rocco while watching TV…..
Rocco and I see an advertisement for the upcoming local Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure.
Rocco: A race for The Cure? They were an okay band back in the 80s, but do we really need a whole fucking marathon to raise money to jump start their career?
Rocco and I see this commercial while watching television together.
Me: How come you never drape jewelry across my chest when I’m sleeping?
Rocco: He only did that because he felt guilty for sucking off a dude in the bathroom at Home Depot that morning. Trust me; I know.