Aug

28

O. Oh. OHHH!

7:02 pm · category: Rocco's Modern Life... With Me

Thanks to unexpected torrential rains, the state of the pool had gotten completely out of control. Rocco and I tried to identify and correct the problem.

Rocco: We might need to replace the O-rings.
Me: Oh my God. Not the O-rings. Isn’t that what made the Challenger explode? I don’t want the pool to explode. That would be messy.
Rocco: It won’t be too much of a problem.
Me: Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
Rocco: Really?
Me: Yep. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Rocco: That’s disgusting. Don’t you have any respect for history? Do you even know what Christa McAuliffe’s final moments were like?
Me: [Sheepish.] No.
Rocco: The last thing she said was, “What’s this button do?”
Me: Oh my God. We’re totally going to hell.

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