Jul

13

Number Two

11:34 am · category: Aunt Doodie, The Whole Fam Damnly

I got a new cell phone. I played with it, and then I made this call:

Me: Hey! I just made you number two on my speed dial.
Sandy: What? Number two? How come I’m not number one?
Me: I couldn’t help it. My voicemail automatically defaults to number one.
Sandy: So I’m number two. [pause] I guess that makes me The Shit!
Me: Right! I think I’m going to call you Aunt Doodie now.
Sandy: [with hope, not sarcasm] Yes! Good choice! Maybe it’ll catch on.

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