Blessed Are the Poor (And They’ve Got Game)

8:14 pm · category: Simon Says, The Whole Fam Damnly

The other day Simon was “explaining” to his mom what the different team colors meant for the Pee Wee basketball teams.

“The purple team wears purple because they need to practice more,” he said. “And the team that wears white are the poor kids.”

“How do you know they’re poor?” Kim asked.

“Because they’re on Jesus’s team,” he replied. Kim cocked her head in curiosity. “Everybody knows Jesus plays with the poor kids, Mom,” Simon explained.

What cracked me up about this is that Simon has never been to church in his entire life.

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