Complimentary Kegel Instruction With Your Next Stay

3:39 pm · category: Hotel Hell

We’ve been exchanging emails at work about a situation involving a screwed up reservation for a guest who wants to spend a lot of money with us. The last email I received from Adelene, the person who first discovered the problem, said, “Maybe we could comp part of Ms. Taylor’s stay due to the incontinence* she suffered because of us.”

I laughed so hard, I peed my pants.

*Adelene meant, of course, the inconvenience the guest had suffered.

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