The Body

The last time I saw Jordan, we had the following conversation while sitting on the couch watching Total Recall:

Me: If I’m ever on a trip and my plane or car or boat disappears, don’t let them declare me dead unless they find a body. Because I might still be alive.
Jordan: Okay.
Me: I’m serious. If they don’t find a body, I’m not dead.
Jordan: All right. I can handle that.

Which is why I made him the beneficiary on my life insurance policy.

Just think! I could support the band from beyond the grave!


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