NOT Part of Her World

2:05 pm · category: Aunt Doodie

I’ve been staying with my aunt this week until I can get my things moved into my new townhouse. Now, my aunt has this beautiful mane of all-natural, butt length, fire red, tiny corkscrew curls hair. She was reclining on the couch the other night with her hair fanned out behind her when the following conversation ensued:

Me: Has anyone ever asked you to dress up like a mermaid?
Aunt: You mean, like, for sex?
Me: No, like for Halloween or something.
Aunt: Oh! Well, then no.

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