Because Sometimes I’m Just Filthy

10:22 pm · category: Aunt Doodie

The local newspaper has offered my aunt a free 1/4 page ad in the newspaper for her dog grooming business, provided the ad says something along the lines of “advertising with you has helped my business by ________.” Because I was the advertising creative consultant to a newspaper for awhile, she asked me to write an ad for her. This is what I came up with:

“Thanks for helping us advertise our business. Now everyone in town knows we make bitches look good and that pussies aren’t allowed.”

She decided to go with different copy.

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