Identity Crisis

5:55 pm · category: Embracing My Inner Geek

Last time I went to visit my aunt, I organized her wine rack for her. Today she called me because she was having a problem. Apparently her daughter drank several bottles (!) of wine this weekend (Don’t worry, girls. I’m not going to say which daughter.), so my aunt had to restock the wine rack. She said, “I don’t understand how you organized them. I don’t get your system.” “It’s the alphabet,” I said. “You divide them into white and red, and then you alphabetize.”

I always thought I most identified with Anya. Apparently I’m Giles. Somehow, “rakish uncle” isn’t so appealing as “feisty waif with a firey temper and a vulnerable heart.”

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