Confessions of a Reaver

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That’s reaver, by the way; not reaver.

  1. In college I was so poor that I used to tuck rolls of toilet paper from the campus restrooms into my bag to use at home.
  2. I pocket toothbrushes at work and take them home.
  3. I was once part of a group that stole a picture the following items: 1 Dictionary of Cultural Literacy; 1 giant world map; 1 caution flag; 1 crab leg cracker from Red Lobster; 1 poster of a statue of Michael Jackson and Bubbles; 1 Hustler order form filled out in the name of the school secretary and billed to the school; and 1 plastic network from Arkansas Educational Television Network.

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