I have had enough of Charmin‘s latest advertising campaign, which involves animated bears overusing cheap toilet paper until they “discover” Charmin. (It’s been going on for six years. Six very, very long years.)
Look, Procter and Gamble, we get it: Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes. Does a bear use toilet paper? Hell, no.
It’s at times like these that I really miss Mr. Whipple.