May

20

5 Things

(Stolen from Callie and Bally)

5 Snacks You Enjoy

  • Chex Mix (homemade, sans peanuts, Cheerios added) (Pop a handful of this stuff into your mouth with a bite of good chocolate, and you might convulse in pleasure.)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • Baked Lays
  • Grapples (I don’t care if they’re genetically engineered and might give me cancer. I love those things.)
  • Munchos


5 Songs (you think) You Know By Heart

  • Something to Sing About
  • Seven Bridges Road
  • Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
  • Amazing Grace
  • Anything from The Sound of Music


5 Things You Would Do With a Lot of Money

  • Pay off my student loans
  • Buy a car that’s more environmentally friendly
  • Stay on Necker Island
  • Build an environmentally friendly house
  • Hire a personal trainer


5 Things You Would Never Wear

  • Stiletto heels (They just look stupid if you’re only 4’11″ to start with.)
  • Tube top
  • Anything that bears my midriff
  • False eyelashes
  • Black lipstick


5 Things You Should Never Have Worn

  • Double socks (I used to wear a pair of fluorescent orange socks with a pain of fluorescent green ones rolled down on top of them. It was the 80s and therefore actually quite stylish for a junior high kid, but I’m mortified by it now.)
  • Yellow eyeglasses in the Sally Jessy Raphael style
  • Any swim suit that didn’t involve boy-short bottoms if I hadn’t bikini shaved first
  • Straight leg jeans with the cuffs rolled up


5 Things You Enjoy Doing

  • Reading
  • Crosswords
  • Crocheting
  • Researching (!)
  • Roadside attractions


5 Bad Habits You Have

  • Smoking
  • Mismanaging my money
  • Mismanaging my time
  • Overeating
  • Picking my nose (But only in private!)


5 People You Would Like To Do This

  • Justin
  • Skeep
  • Bailey
  • Jessica
  • Renie (I can’t wait for this one.)

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