Paging Mr. Right… or Kyli

2:40 pm · category: Uncategorized

Last night on three different occasions I thought to myself, “This would be so much easier if I had a husband.” The disturbing things were the occasions that caused me to think that:

  • I couldn’t pop a painful zit on my back.
  • I couldn’t fall asleep and wanted someone to tickle my back.
  • I couldn’t get a good grip on the hairs I was plucking out of my chin. (I swear, it’s like I’m cultivating a garden there.)

The really weird thing is that these are things I used to give my youngest sister a quarter to do for me. What do you think she would charge now?

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