I’m Outta Here

6:32 pm · category: Uncategorized

Tonight is my last night in my home. My parents came today to pack up my things and cart the big stuff to a storage building. I’m staying here tonight so I can pack up the last little bit and do some deep, deep cleaning.

After today, I probably won’t have internet access for quite some time. In the meantime, I’ve decided to give you a little something to chew on. The next few posts are something I wrote a little over four years ago, when I was still teaching. It starts off as a total rip-off of Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions in tone, style, and sometimes even paragraphs. I make no apologies for that.

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