Up the Creek

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I don’t have any money. But I really, really, really want to see the movie Without a Paddle. Every time the commercials come on, I crack up. It looks like it’s be pee-your-pants funny, and I’d like to test that theory on a cushioned theater seat that I don’t have to steam clean afterwards. Someone please come pick me up and take me to the movies. I promise not to hog the popcorn.

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