Archive for May, 2004

May

30

Beach Bum

1:40 am · category: Uncategorized

I’m back from my week-long retreat in Panama City Beach, Florida, with the youth group. It was really a great trip for me. We took nine kids, all of them juniors and seniors whom I had in class — some for two consecutive years. It was the strangest thing to get to spend extended time with them, since I haven’t spent more than three hours at a time with them in over three years. It was, in some ways, a painful reminder of the things I miss most about teaching. But, more importantly, it was also a source of amazing insight into the process of maturation and the transition into adulthood that inevitably occurs. And I guess THAT’s what I really loved most about teaching: not taking kids solely for the young people they were, but rather being part of shaping the adults they would become.

Every youth group trip I’ve ever taken was marked by torrential rain. Granted, that made for some interesting memories. But they were wet, stinky-like-a-homeless dog memories. This time, however, we didn’t see a single rain cloud. It wasn’t too hot during the day, the ocean was cool and soothing, and the nights were breezy and filled with the vague scent of salt.

We went on a snorkeling trip the first day, which ended up being uber-scary because I swam too far away from the boat and almost didn’t make it back. I’ve had two panic attacks in my life, and one was treading water out there in the middle of the Gulf. Do you have any idea what it’s like to freak out in a watery abyss, gulping gallons of saltwater as you desperately try to calm yourself? No? Well, it sucks. But on the way back to port we saw several dolphins frolicking in the waves, and that almost made up for my near-death experience.

The next night we went to the county pier for a devotional. It extends almost 1/2 mile into the ocean, and people fish off of it. We were lucky enough to see a man catch a shark, which the kids thought was the coolest thing ever. The shark was only about four feet long, but the kids all agreed I could have handily defeated it. (I got

the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook as a gift a couple of years ago, and I read it from cover to cover and memorized the contents. I delight in telling people how to safely jump from a fire escape into a dumpster or take a plane in for an emergency landing or survive a wild animal attack. Should you ever be in a position to need to know, the best way to survive a shark attack is to repeatedly hit the animal in its most sensitive areas — its eyes and gills — with any and everything you have. Thank God I’m still full of useless information, even if I don’t have a captive classroom full of students with whom to share it anymore.)

The final night we had a devotional on the beach and partook of a common meal of cinnamon rolls (!) while we shared stories of thankfulness. The best part of the retreat for me was that one of my friends whom I don’t get to see very often came in to serve as the adult male chaperone. He’s had an especially rough time in the last couple of years, as he was intentionally run over by a car (twice) and beaten beyond recognition a little over two years ago. His resilience, courage and faith really affected the kids in a powerful and positive way, because they remember him as the fun-loving-yet-immature guy who could charm his way out of anything. (Turns out you can’t smooth-talk your way out of attempted vehicular homicide, though.) You know, I like to think that my life sucks because I live with my parents and am in school yet again, but those are just trivial matters compared to the circumstances he’s had to endure so recently — and at such a young age. In retrospect, I realize that it’s strange that my devotional was on thanksgiving and hospitality, because I learned a good deal about that from how he’s handled the difficulties he’s faced.

Other good things about the trip:

1) I took a huge mug with me, and I managed to down a minimum of 64 ounces of water at least once a day. Moreover, I had only three carbonated beverages all week long. Personal best!

2) I smoked only 40 cigarettes (two packs) in five calendar days. Another personal best!

3) I faithfully applied 45 SPF sunscreen everyday, even though everybody made fun of me. I even wore a hat or kerchief when I was outside (except when I was in the water). I sort of forgot to re-apply the sunscreen on the last day when I sat outside to do some

paperwork, though, and I got a slight burn on my shoulders and upper back. But it’s already turning to tan.

4) I got to drive the deluxe rental minivan, which came complete with rear passenger air conditioning and volume controls. And everytime a kid asked the dreaded, “Are we there yet?” question, I pumped him full of Dramamine and turned up the front volume on the CD.

5) I walked barefoot along the beach under the (barely-there) moonlight. It seemed romantic and reflective at the time, even though I was alone. I learned later that the beach was crawling with hermit crabs at night, but I didn’t get bitten at all. Bonus!

Bad things about the trip:

1) My previously pretty, pedicured feet were rendered calloused and tough by the end of the trip. Sand might be a natural exfollient, but it did some horrible stuff to the feet I’d spent so much effort making soft and dainty. Remember that Lubriderm commercial with the alligator? They could probably use my feet as stand-ins now.

2) I have sand in my unmentionables… as well as the places that my unmentionables are supposed to protect. Plus, I only packed one pair of unmentionables because I planned to spend all of my time in a swimsuit. (Which I did, by the way.) So there wasn’t a lot of

protection going on any way you look at it. Thank God for showers with unusually high water pressure.

3) There were absolutely no good emails in my inbox when I returned home. What, I’m gone for a week and no one is chomping at the bit to contact me in the elapsed time? Well, that just sucks.

4) The Buffyguide was still down when I returned home. Something happened to the server in mid-week, but I thought it would be up again when I got back. It’s disappointing that it’s not, because I love to read and post in the forums. However, I guess I should be grateful that I didn’t miss any major developments during my absence.

May

23

Sand Underfoot

11:58 pm · category: Uncategorized

I leave tomorrow for a five-day trip to Florida with my youth group. I’m really looking forward to the retreat itself, but not so much to the drive there and back. I love road tripping, but I prefer to do it alone or with just one or two other people. I’ll admit that caravanning in a rented mini van with four teenagers for several hundred miles with two other vehicles doesn’t top my list of favorite things. It’s like practicing for my future as a soccer mom without the benefit of having had the sex that produced the offspring howling in the back seat. Still, I do enjoy getting to know the kids better in a smaller group than youth meetings usually afford. Plus, I’ll eventually end up on a beach in the gulf. That’s good, right?

May

16

Return to Sender

4:10 pm · category: Uncategorized

A couple of weeks ago I received a 6″x9″ envelope with one of my former student’s (Bart) return address. The last time he sent me something via snail mail, it was a really interesting set of CDs on evolution v. creation — so I was understandably excited. But the package was really light, so I figured he forgot to actually put something in the envelope. Inside, I found a roll of stamps.

See, I have this thing where I write to all of my former students who are in college. But I don’t just dash off a quick note and send it via cyberspace. No, I send a handwritten, personal letter on stationary or a notecard and send it via snail mail. I have this idea that letter writing is a lost art in this technologically savvy world we live in, and that to actually receive a letter you can hold in your hands is something rare and visceral. Moreover, I think letters from people you know are a nice surprise when you’re in college and therefore separated from more familiar surroundings and people. I like to think of it as my own personal ministry.

I used to write letters once a week, but that got to be a little too much and I cut back to twice a month. Unfortunately, I got more than a little overwhelmed this semester and didn’t send out anything for almost six weeks. Apparently, those letters were more appreciated than I ever knew, because Bart very subtly let me know that they were being missed.

So I’ve spent the last two days holed up in my bedroom writing scads of letters. My hand is more than a little cramped, so even typing is a nice change of pace.

May

6

Death Be Not Proud… Unless the Dead Earned It

12:14 am · category: Uncategorized

Mr. Webb died yesterday. He was my college roommate’s father. (My college roommate, DeVaun, is 63 years old now; nothing in my life is normal.) I had been at the hospital with DeVaun for most of the afternoon, and we left to go to her house to clean it to prepare for the family that was coming in to visit. In the meantime, Mr. Webb died.

Davis Webb was good to me. He was full of so much information — I guess that happens when you’re 89. He would talk to me for hours about all kinds of things. He was a bird colonel in the Air Force, from which he retired after WWII. He taught secondary school social sciences and farmed. He traveled the country with his late wife and made audio tapes of their journeys and loved to watch COPS. He told people I was his granddaughter for more than 10 years, even though it wasn’t true — and I didn’t mind. He liked to sit at the window and watch the birds flock to his bird feeders, telling me what kind each one was.

Just recently, I started taking my niece, Tayden, to visit Mr. Webb when I was babysitting her; she turned three months old the day he died. Mr. Webb wasn’t able to get out of the house much in the last year, and visitors seldom came. When Tayden and I would show up on his doorstep, he would beam at our presence and coo over her delicate, infant beauty. Tayden is a strangely beautiful baby, with enough hair that it can already be pulled into tiny black pigtails and with skin as spotless and creamy as caramels melted in milk. Mr. Webb would hold her and call her Little Red Wing, his “Indian” name for her.

I will miss Davis Webb.